Friday, December 18, 2009

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

Might want to call up us R%26amp;S atheists and get us to actually squeeze the delicious babbies for oil before eating them.. Unless they would end up too dry, that is.. I like my juicy babby meat!!If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
-Take one medium sized human child, it must not have been kept for more than 2 years, but don't use it until the skin is a healthy pink, indicating that it is ripe.


-Wash this child


-Remove any hair and thorns (finger and toe nails)


-Remove the eyes (these can be dried and fried for a tasty snack)


-Proceed to squeeze the juice out the child, alive if possible, as it is better fresh


-Bottle and keep for no more than 2 monthsIf they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
they place them in a baby blender .... hahahahaha
Ba-dum-pish!
they squeeze baby tooshies?
If you roast chicken to make roast chicken, how do you make pea soup?
Isn't it obvious?
theyy squeeze the babies


duh
From a baby tree.. duh.

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