If we annoint ourselves with olive oil and herbs will we be forgiven by the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

I'm asking for a friend. We'll call him Ernesto, for now.....If we annoint ourselves with olive oil and herbs will we be forgiven by the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Yarrrrgh! What dansmith meant to say laddie is, Narrgh, Narrgh there be only one path to forgiveness matey, and that be dressin' and tarkin' like a pirate... yarrgh, shiver me timbers, yarrgh!!If we annoint ourselves with olive oil and herbs will we be forgiven by the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
not forgiven devoured.
Hmmmm, Mav think the proper annointing oil is extra virgin olive oil infused with garlic
Ernesto may, if he undergoes such a rite.





But it won't mean anything, since the FSM hasn't the power to forgive anyone. He may have the ability to spell out, ';I forgive you,'; but that is just words constructed from a cerebellum-shaped wad of al dente pasta.





Words are words are words. Mercy borne of authority is a whole other matter.
Only after the sprinkling of the Parmesan....
NO....!!!!NO.....NO!!!!





there is only one path to forgivness














dress and talk like a pirate
Go to Pastrami Hell.
Your stupid!
No, that's th FRY monster...


The flying spagetti monster, you need to wash your hair with spagetti sauce for a week.