Do you ever colour olive oil with black food dye, make little packets, attach them under your clothes...?

...and scratch in public until the little packets burst under your clothes and then moan orgasmically at the sweet relief?Do you ever colour olive oil with black food dye, make little packets, attach them under your clothes...?
I'd really like to know where you get this sh*t. Can I spend the day at your house one time? I'll pay for travel, you provide a place to stay.





BrandonDo you ever colour olive oil with black food dye, make little packets, attach them under your clothes...?
*moaning orgasmically*
I must be missing the point. I don't use those ';packets';, but I have been kicked off the bus a few times for the rest.
I stopped that when I got fired from my last job.





(jk)
You're bizarre, but this made me giggle hysterically so you're cool in my book.
Oh mon Dieu.


No I don't.


You shouldn't, it's in(s)ane.


You'd make a good writer though, haha.
Not since February, why?
That's something that i surely haven't ever done,i'm sure,really
I haven't yet... but I shall start tomorrow!
I haven't done that before. But, the next time I go to the DMV, I know what I'll be doing in line. :)
I will start on that very project tonight!
No but it does intrigue me
I skip the whole olive oil part.
wtf? ahaha, you got me laughing so much, that's so retarded! %26lt;3
Great question.





No, I don't.





Thanks for the 2 points.
never, good imagination there, don't let it go to waste!
whatever floats your boat
LOL! No, never have tried that.





:-)
You have issues.
ummmm no, maybe you need like a therapist or something
Can I come on the same day Brandon is there? Good lord, that would be a treat! What a sandwich we'd make......
Ummmm...... Nooooo.... Do You????
wtf?





lmfao.
Damn, you're hot. Why don't we ever go out?